The Accordion Man

"Its not about why, its about why the hell not" -The Accordion Man

The Accordion Man is a secret boss that can be fought if the player goes to a tavern after making it halfway into the game. The Accordion Man is a very mysterious entity that sits in a corner of the tavern playing tunes for the whole place, theres also a small tin can beside him if you want to tip him. Tipping him will allow you to chose any song of your choice.

If you wish to fight The Accordion Man you must first insult him and then kick his can over spilling coins on the ground. This will cause him to become angry with you and will initiate a boss fight. The boss fight with The Accordion Man is fast paced and aggressive giving the player little time to think and move, when he is low on health he will pull out a rum bottle and drink it restoring a unknown amount of health. He is vulnerable in this state sence he will not attack, leaving a small window to deal lots of damage. Losing to him will cause the player to be robbed of 5% of their money and be thrown out of the tavern's window. He will count how many times you have died if you fight him again.

Theres two ways you can defeat him, one way is by defeating him normally. doing this you will obtain his tin of coins and his beloved Accordion. He will no longer appear in game. The second way of defeating him is by staying alive in the fight for 35 minutes without dying and without killing him, doing this will cause him to become tired and stop attacking you. He will then return to his corner and reward you with a special coin for defeating him, this coin when used gives the player a second life.

Quotes:

"another round!"

"thanks for the tip lad"

"Im about to start playing your funeral song"

"i guess you can die twice"

"third times the charm i guess"

"you really just love losing money dont you?"

"Come get some!"

"wow, you have more lives than a cat"

"just a flesh wound"

"here, have a little tip for your trouble"